tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.comments2023-10-11T02:20:02.308-07:00The Umbrella Under the UrinalUmbrellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06706004627971107783noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-46073177977488564532011-08-31T14:48:08.028-07:002011-08-31T14:48:08.028-07:00your are the best dad in the whole world I appreci...your are the best dad in the whole world I appreciate your letter to your kids I loved it wish I got one of thoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-16977061193891663642010-07-29T13:39:08.726-07:002010-07-29T13:39:08.726-07:00Okay....I know you wrote this years ago, but its p...Okay....I know you wrote this years ago, but its perfect! I took the doors off my daughter's room too. And I'm always on her. And I feel the exact same way you did when you wrote this! I know she will be ready for college. She'll probably want me to come up and hang out with her. <br /><br />Kudos to you, Dad! What an awesome letter!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-20005032880202312712009-11-04T19:28:36.264-07:002009-11-04T19:28:36.264-07:00Pretty epic. I am actually speechless. I am torn...Pretty epic. I am actually speechless. I am torn by my love of Public Enemy and my hatred of Enya...gynagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656269250697404378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-66241732343619705452009-07-06T12:58:04.857-07:002009-07-06T12:58:04.857-07:00Thanks! I've never heard of poop stinking eve...Thanks! I've never heard of poop stinking even worse on chemo, but it does make sense. I will now know what to expect if I meet others going through chemo...gynagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656269250697404378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-58602818096732949192009-07-06T07:55:38.744-07:002009-07-06T07:55:38.744-07:00Thanks guys. Funny, my best friend's first re...Thanks guys. Funny, my best friend's first response was the pot thing as well, but I don't think that's legal here. <br /><br />As for hair, I'm not too worried. I've shaved my head in the past, so it's no big deal. I'm pretty curious about the pubes too. I'll let you know.<br /><br />And just for you gyna, I'll let you know that one of the great side effects from the chemo I'm noticing is that my crap smells absolutely horrible. I can't even find the words to describe it. Formaldahyde poop, maybe? Granted, I'm kinda sensitive to smells now, so maybe that's why it is grossing me out so much.Umbrellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06706004627971107783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-47069532819094280662009-07-04T18:55:10.336-07:002009-07-04T18:55:10.336-07:00Same here... no mushy stuff intended, but I'm ...Same here... no mushy stuff intended, but I'm sending all the good Karma I can muster in your direction.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08458830907966925335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-67592987816418120362009-07-01T23:46:56.913-07:002009-07-01T23:46:56.913-07:00Man, that does suck. I know you don't want mu...Man, that does suck. I know you don't want mushy stuff but I am truly sorry. On the bright side, you can now have an excuse for smoking pot... Oh, that might only work if you lived here in California... Oh, don't shave your head prematurely because sometimes your hair won't fall out. My aunties hair didn't fall out but did thin a little. Poor thing, we gave her a butch dyke hairdo in anticipation. Will you share if you start loosing hair does your pubes fall out too? Always wanted to know. Once again, I am deeply sorry.gynagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656269250697404378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-1858680099655594182009-07-01T14:28:56.176-07:002009-07-01T14:28:56.176-07:00Gah, I keep screwing up. I meant to say (before I...Gah, I keep screwing up. I meant to say (before I deleted the comment) thanks for the update on some of those old places. <br /><br />And I can't comment on the fish at Pete's since I only ordered burgers. I'll take your word for it.Umbrellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06706004627971107783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-91481449451287292632009-07-01T14:26:23.560-07:002009-07-01T14:26:23.560-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Umbrellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06706004627971107783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-27085631117527738452009-06-30T11:37:03.043-07:002009-06-30T11:37:03.043-07:00Nice blast from the past.
I never did get a lad...Nice blast from the past. <br /><br />I never did get a ladmo bag.<br /><br />Big Surf has sucked since sometime in the 90s when they changed their wave tank so you couldn't really surf anymore.<br /><br />Valley Art is still there, but owned by Harkins. Still shows art flicks. Cine Capri (and it's sister theater The Kachina) was da bomb. One of the coolest theaters ever. Harkins did end up re-using the name at Tempe Marketplace for their extra-large screen theater, which is about 1/3 as cool as Cine Capri was.<br /><br />Pete's Fish and Chips: Absolute nastiest fish n' chips I've ever had, bar none. But oh so many natives swear by the place. I guess that's what you get for not having a coastline.<br /><br />Bill Johnson's: Never a fan, but oh so many friends worked there in high school so I was always scoring free food.kaszetahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17712748260540014626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-22795532557385044122009-05-23T18:57:41.653-07:002009-05-23T18:57:41.653-07:00I am a mother of a graduating senior. I was online...I am a mother of a graduating senior. I was online looking for a way to say so many things to my 18 yr old daughter. I have cried all the way through this letter. My father was not a very feeling father and my mother was not there so I have a hard time saying things sometimes. I would feel very honored to recieve this letter if I were your daughter. Also, no it is not over the top. There is nothing I would say any differently remember this is a memory we leave our children with for a lifetime.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-42816118515789865482009-05-20T10:48:11.591-07:002009-05-20T10:48:11.591-07:00As someone with daddy issues, I would've loved to ...As someone with daddy issues, I would've loved to get a letter like that for my graduation. I think it's absolutely beautiful and sincere but not over the top. Made me tear up.gynagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656269250697404378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-1672824649058584382009-04-11T19:45:00.000-07:002009-04-11T19:45:00.000-07:00Somehow I don't see MM doing this. But I've been ...Somehow I don't see MM doing this. But I've been wrong before.Donna. Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18393352099473686196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-7532428181539205982009-03-23T16:40:00.000-07:002009-03-23T16:40:00.000-07:00Paddy's day is just another excuse for everyone to...Paddy's day is just another excuse for everyone to vomit on the street and shout a lot. I'm 100% Irish and I wore BLUE and stayed SOBER. I like to go against the grain.Govstoogehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00365800736960800732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-65934086288338764442009-03-10T17:15:00.000-07:002009-03-10T17:15:00.000-07:00Anal apocalypse is awesome! Well, the phrase, not...Anal apocalypse is awesome! Well, the phrase, not necessarily the event.Umbrellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06706004627971107783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-62350785620488002612009-03-10T17:15:00.000-07:002009-03-10T17:15:00.000-07:00Are Golden Umbrellas used for Golden Showers? Beca...Are Golden Umbrellas used for Golden Showers? Because I'm not into that shit. *sigh* I've said that more times in life than any person really should.<BR/><BR/>Normally, I'm against blog awards. However, since there's no chain-letter/meme/Facebook-tagging catch that says I have to now bestow the award to five other bloggers, I shall humbly accept. <BR/><BR/>(It doesn't hurt that I get to post a picture of urinals, either, quite frankly.)<BR/><BR/>*sniff* I think I have something in my eye ...Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09112429783137338349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-57849851850418139552009-03-10T16:52:00.000-07:002009-03-10T16:52:00.000-07:00I was in Vegas & my friend and I had eaten at ...I was in Vegas & my friend and I had eaten at a $5 buffet and had been drinking. About an hour later I felt the rumbling & we were far from our hotel room so I headed into the nearest casino bathroom. Luckily it was empty & had about 20 stalls. I choose the stall furthest away from civilization & proceeded to destroy the toilet. As I was expelling my buffet & beer, I hear some old ladies walk in & one choose to pick the stall right next to me even though there were 19 others to choose from. I sat there trying to hold it in, but the dookie god had a different plan so I tried to make some noises just to let her know that I was in the next stall trying to poo (like clear my throat & shuffle the feet). She was there for only a min before my butt exploded & after the anal apocalypse I hear her scrambling & coughing & gagging. I was mortified but proud at the same time.gynagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656269250697404378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-42421829227397200612009-03-09T18:39:00.000-07:002009-03-09T18:39:00.000-07:00Most gals I know don't have a problem with the...Most gals I know don't have a problem with their mates & porn. I think the only problem would be if they had become addicted to it or found some really disturbing stuff. I think it's perfectly healthy for both men & women to have some naughty stuff.gynagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656269250697404378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-21204902317638792512009-02-20T07:35:00.000-07:002009-02-20T07:35:00.000-07:00If humility was a character trait that we possesse...If humility was a character trait that we possessed, we would still not, even then, be humbled to receive this award. Because, if you think about, it is not fun to be awesome and humble. <BR/><BR/>We are thankful though that somebody has finally awarded us with something other than slurs upon our good names and curses upon our mothers. The recognition is acceptable.<BR/><BR/>Keep it up.Cheezehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11523710355269306244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-52277695063116243222009-02-19T22:40:00.000-07:002009-02-19T22:40:00.000-07:00A+ for effort! I was gonna say something obnoxious...A+ for effort! I was gonna say something obnoxious like "Experiment? In college I called that a slow Tuesday", but then you already know that Im an alcoholic so thats not funny...<BR/><BR/>Also, I applaud your efforts in finding good blogs. If I see another photo of a lake in Minnesota or a bad poem I'm gonna burn down the internet. Trust me, its possible....Paul E. Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15340845056089653402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-51861835749576809572009-02-19T08:17:00.000-07:002009-02-19T08:17:00.000-07:00It's all good. It doesn't offend me, it's just an...It's all good. It doesn't offend me, it's just annoying to hear it every show by someone.Umbrellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06706004627971107783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-19162631360963099782009-02-17T22:41:00.000-07:002009-02-17T22:41:00.000-07:00I've definately yelled "gotta have more cowbell" t...I've definately yelled "gotta have more cowbell" to local bands before. I certainly hope you weren't the offended band, and I shall never utter the phrase again. <BR/><BR/>Of course, I will still wear my "More cowbell" t-shirt. I hope that's not off limits.Paul E. Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15340845056089653402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-48736284985571264512009-02-14T06:22:00.000-07:002009-02-14T06:22:00.000-07:00***AHEM*** Tá áthas an domhan orm an duais seo a g...***AHEM*** Tá áthas an domhan orm an duais seo a ghlacadh ar son gach mi-shásta Stáitseirbhiseach in Eirinn…<BR/><BR/>(I am delighted to accept this award <BR/>on behalf of every unhappy civil servant in Ireland.) <BR/><BR/>Thank you, Umbrella, for your piss-tigious award. Many people are honoured for the good works of charity they carry out. I am glad to be honoured merely for being a complete sweary ranting bitch. Isn't the Internet wonderful?<BR/><BR/>Good night and thank you!Govstoogehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00365800736960800732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-66976060021852755552009-02-13T01:23:00.000-07:002009-02-13T01:23:00.000-07:00haha, love this post. being a weather person in so...haha, love this post. being a weather person in southern-az is like being peyton manning's backup qb. you can pretty much be in a coma and pull it off.<BR/><BR/>i mean if Brick Tamland of Channel 4 News in San Diego can do it, anyone can. Hey-oh!!!Paul E. Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15340845056089653402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11831866.post-14957582803171772412009-02-12T15:40:00.000-07:002009-02-12T15:40:00.000-07:00Vomit is also my nemesis. I can handle anything e...Vomit is also my nemesis. I can handle anything else, poop, wounds, & gnarly abscesses. All easy to deal with. I see, smell or even hear heaving, I will first start to feel the saliva building up, repeatedly gag & then finally sympathy puke. When I puke it's like the exorcist. I am not a pretty puker. I think it's because it tends to come out of my nose. Usually because I am crying for my mommy.gynagirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656269250697404378noreply@blogger.com