Arizona's coaching search

As an ASU fan, I am thoroughly enjoying this debacle known as the Arizona basketball coaching search. We are rapidly heading towards them having more rejections than wins this year. However, I have some compassion. So with all due respect to David Letterman, here is Umbrella's top ten list on why coaches should take the Arizona coaching job.

10. Winning the press conference guarantees at least one win.

9. They will have better hair than Herb Sendek. (This excludes Seth Greenberg).

8. If they put "coaching the Wildcats" on their resume, maybe people will assume they were at Kentucky.

7. Two words, David Hasselhoff.

6. When they get booed, they can convince themselves the fans are chanting "Luuuute"!

5. They won't be as hated as John Mackovic.

4. They will never have to pay for a meal due to the loyalty of the fans, as long as they show up at Furr's Cafeteria on Senior discount night to cash in.

3. Josh Pastner won't be around to hog all the camera time.

2. The new ad campaign: "At least we didn't hire Reggie Theus".

And the number one reason why they should take the Arizona basketball job...

1. If they aren't successful, Steve Kerr will hire them for the Suns job.